You're going to hell...

Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't.
from The Principia Discordia.

How many people are going to hell, anyhow? And for what? This is a list of exactly why people are going to hell. It is not definitive, by any means. This is just all that could be found in one afternoon.

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL IF YOU...

...eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
...cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
...grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
...wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
...read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
...consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
...cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
...trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
...are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
...plant crops for more than seven years. [Ex. 23:10-13, Lev. 25:4]
...bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
...collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
...insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
...mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
...spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
...use a Mercury phone. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up!)

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